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Wet Mess

Wet Mess

Wet Mess is a wet mess, horny for your confusion. Let it all out and guess again at the insecure balding white man/pussy prince/alien baby. Have a lollygag, think about your fantasy flesh suits, call me sweet prince, and remember Roger in a robe. Choose to make some silly campy decisions, with all the hairy thems and dykey men. Mainly thinking about cunnilingus cunni cunni lingus but also being more unknown than known. All I really wanna do is strip for the stripper and drive her home with the dogs.

Tom Oldham is a Shoreditch based portrait photographer specialising in only the most interesting and beautiful people of the world, in all their wondrous forms.

$8.05

Original: $26.83

-70%
Wet Mess—

$26.83

$8.05
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Description

Wet Mess is a wet mess, horny for your confusion. Let it all out and guess again at the insecure balding white man/pussy prince/alien baby. Have a lollygag, think about your fantasy flesh suits, call me sweet prince, and remember Roger in a robe. Choose to make some silly campy decisions, with all the hairy thems and dykey men. Mainly thinking about cunnilingus cunni cunni lingus but also being more unknown than known. All I really wanna do is strip for the stripper and drive her home with the dogs.

Tom Oldham is a Shoreditch based portrait photographer specialising in only the most interesting and beautiful people of the world, in all their wondrous forms.