Crocked #1

"Football Medication Targeting Symptoms Of Modern Game Fatigue"
Or, to get a grip:

A football magazine that doesn't take itself very seriously.
Issue #1 of CROCKED contains the following:

• JIMMY BULLARD reveals whether he was in fact the last true joker to play professional football...
• Could BRISTOL ROVERS be the funniest team in the country?
• Which England players would survive World War 3?
• An accidental hipster's guide to STOCKPORT COUNTY
• A comprehensive guide to London's best pubs for watching football
• Reliving the LMA MANAGER 2003 glory days with BRENDAN ROGERS* blasting out an agony aunt column...
  
  + plenty more slices of "warped shit", as Bullard would say.